d.t.s.o.m.f.

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

F r e e d o m

Adj. Used to describe a state of being where one is unencumbered by material possession and emotional ties.

F r e e d o m's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me.

by holy crap, you people have already taken the good names January 15, 2006

F.O.R.D.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

I got a ford, let me guess that fucker only runs downhill

by Missy December 5, 2003

F.O.R.D.

1. Found On Road Dead
2. Fixed Or Repaired Daily
3. Fucked On Race Day

Ford.. Pfft.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

O.F.P.D.

"Offending Fathers, Pleasing Daughters"
A guy who girls love but their fathers loathe

Ashton Kutcher in "Guess Who" is an O.F.P.D.

by Ivins Militia August 10, 2009

F.O.R.D.

1)Flipped Over Russian Dune Buggy
2)Factory Ordered Road Disaster
3)Failure Of Research & Development

There's always more F.O.R.D.'s in the junkyard than any other car

by Bill S. June 14, 2007