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Czech Surprise 

When a gay guy distracts another gay guy and quickly slips him some dick.
Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise
Czech Surprise by Dr Gays October 11, 2013

czech republic 

Bullshits, bullshits, bullshits.

Nobody of you is czech. So how can you speak loud of our country? I rather don't want to see that foolish creature, who would believe this mucks.

Our country hasn't history? You silly polandian, try to remind Karel IV, isn't it he, who had half of your country in his kingdom? We've never fought for our country? Do you know something about the world war one legions? They fought against Habsburg monarchy, to free our country from their ruling.

And the haircut? You are trying to be funny? Elektronik Supersonik, anyone who would listen it to end listen how Zladko said ,, long live Molvania, long live'', I think Molvania is not Czech Republic, Molvania doesn't exist, Zladko from that videoclip is Rumaninan.

Try to think before you write something...
Nobody knows something about Czech republic ... It's sad...

Czech Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, or a Polish Goodbye in that a person aims to leave a party or bar without saying goodnight or goodbye, except in the Czech version the person announces that they will be performing an Irish or Polish Goodbye.
"I'm wasted. Ok everybody, I'm doing a Czech Goodbye."
*leaves*
Czech Goodbye by dudebun January 21, 2010

Czech Golden Shower

The unique sound made by the VZ-61 "Skorpion" SMG where the ejected brass hits the ground after the magazine is empty due to the extremely high rate of fire compared to the (relatively) small magazine size.
"Out of a 20 round magazine, full auto on this, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary or not but I assume it wouldn't be my definition."
-Brandon "The AK Guy" Herrera in "The VZ-61 Skorpion - Spetsnaz Spooky Little SMG"

czech golden shower

When the cyclic rate of your Skorpian VZ-71 is so fast, the mag empties before the brass hits the ground.
This is a fast bitch. Its like the Czech Golden Shower...The Europeans really like their pee play...

Czech sunrise 

euphemism for a hot girl breast feeding. Stems from a reddit thread where fartenewt was trying to look out a plane window to watch a sunrise, but appeared to be staring at an attractive Czech woman breast feeding.
ChaoticEvil: And now I have a new euphemism for a hot girl breast feeding: a Czech sunrise.
Czech sunrise by superlumenal October 24, 2011