My life was getting cystic until I found this oasis.
Tomorrow I will realize how cystic this party is - hangovers are not renal.
That meeting was so cystic my tongue has lodged in my throat.
Tomorrow I will realize how cystic this party is - hangovers are not renal.
That meeting was so cystic my tongue has lodged in my throat.
by t.donia November 2, 2007
Get the cystic mug.A set of sisters who are not life threatening, yet no one wants one, or even to look at one. They are annoying as shit. And they are gross. …so gross.
My ex wife and her sister are like a cancer that doesn’t kill you. But they won’t leave you alone for the rest of your life. And the are gross. … they are so, … very gross.
The are the most perfect benign cysters.
The are the most perfect benign cysters.
by tr¡d January 7, 2023
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A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...
Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??
by DaynaS March 28, 2008
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Get the cystinosis mug.(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.
Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?
Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!
Phil: Dude....gross.
Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!
Phil: Dude....gross.
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
Get the taintular cystosis mug.Friend 1: Man, I went to my dermo today and he cut that cyst I had on my butt and it cystaculated all over the place.
Friend 2: That's so rude, man. I bet it smelled like shit.
Friend 1: Yeah, man, it was nasty.
Friend 2: That's so rude, man. I bet it smelled like shit.
Friend 1: Yeah, man, it was nasty.
by Doctor Herbie July 1, 2015
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2 gay best friends who call each other cysta for short but originally creating from the idea of the short term “bestie”
it advancing even more to cysta linda and cysta brenda.
2 gay best friends who call each other cysta for short but originally creating from the idea of the short term “bestie”
it advancing even more to cysta linda and cysta brenda.
cysta linda - “we need a new nickname”
cysta brenda - “i agree, saying bestie isn’t good anymore”
cysta linda - “what about sista?”
cysta brenda - “no, what about CYSTA”
cysta linda - “it’s perfect, we need names to go after it tho…”
cysta brenda - “what if i was called cysta brenda”
cysta linda - “ok sure. i’m cysta linda”
cysta brenda - “i agree, saying bestie isn’t good anymore”
cysta linda - “what about sista?”
cysta brenda - “no, what about CYSTA”
cysta linda - “it’s perfect, we need names to go after it tho…”
cysta brenda - “what if i was called cysta brenda”
cysta linda - “ok sure. i’m cysta linda”
by cysta linda November 23, 2021
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