curbled

to successfully pickup an item from the side of the road.

take a look at this old push mower I just curbled

by lol-blight June 29, 2010

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

by P0JI December 25, 2011

Cruela De Ville

Cruela De Ville is a posh word for bestiality.

Cruela De Ville, a taste i have

by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

Cruella de Botox

Any woman who has had way too many botox injections. Resulting in a face that does not move, as well as eye brows that are permanently arched.

The cast of Desperate Housewives. Each of them resembles an evil witch with skin that is way too tight on their faces. Hence making them become a Cruella de Botox.

by Shaun Martin May 30, 2009

crelbow

The other side of your elbow. Not the bony part, the bendy part.

The bride and groom walked down the aisle, crelbows locked together.

by JM_1979 April 13, 2009

Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010

Casual Cruelty

Something that's way too common in high school. Someone who is smarter, more shy, has fewer friends, or is less athletic than the average person is more prone to receiving it. Even ordinary people to like to think of themselves as essentially good people tend to be casually cruel to people they think of as losers, and seem to have no moral qualms about doing so, despite the fact that they barely know the "loser", or that the "loser" has actually tried to be nice to them, and therefore have no true reason to hate the "loser". In their minds, the loser's social awkwardness justifies their cruelty to him/her. Until people can learn to treat others with compassion and the understanding that all are equal, this will go on, and countless teens will live miserable lives interspersed with thoughts of suicide.

1.) I try to be nice to Dennis since everyone else displays such casual cruelty towards him. He's really a good guy, but no one gives him a chance. Eventually, as our classmates grow up, they will hopefully mature and begin treating him with more respect.

2.) "Hey, Andrew. Need any help with that math problem?" asks the loser.

"Fuck off, fag." Andrew replies. "What's the answer to number 7?"

The loser decides to give Andrew another chance, and attempts to be nice to him. "The answer is x=3, which can be found using the Pythagorean theorem."

"That answer's probably wrong, you worthless shit-for-brains." Andrew replies. "By the way, you're ugly as shit."

The loser decides not to make a retort mentioning that Andrew happens to be even uglier than himself. He regrets attempting to be nice to him, and tries ignoring him as Andrew continues to insult him with an imaginative sequence of curses and yo-mama jokes. The poor loser is a victim of casual cruelty yet again.

by Vercingetorix1234 August 3, 2009