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Cuntugus Humungus

1. The scientific term for one who is a Cunt of "humungus" proportions.
2. One who is without genitalia, typically one who is a giant emotional baby.
Example:

Person 1: He just keeps crying about his girlfriend and taking his rage out on other people.

Person 2: Wow what a Cuntugus Humungus .
by Philosophous Maximus October 22, 2008
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cuntubus

Woman who Pursues sexual relationships with happily married men that want nothing to do oth those fat ugly cunts; Meanwhile maintaining a frenemy relationship with the husband's wife So as not to arous suspicion to their giant relationship sucking cunts.~pl. cuntubi
"That cuntubus is trying to get him drunk so she can take advantage of his beer goggles."
~pl. "There is a herd of cuntubi in the bar tonight."
by raejd April 5, 2016
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Cuntcussion

When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion
"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"
by CM24 December 12, 2013
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cuntfussing

/kunt'fuss' ing/
verb Informal
(of a cunt) bitch (complain) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as annoying or illogical

originally popularised by Chris Ray Gun
"I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfuss over a missed call"

"MTV's new video for white men is full of women cuntfussing"
by Ardi471 December 21, 2016
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Cuntfussing

(of a cunt) bitch (complain) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as annoying or illogical
John was working at a daycare but his female coworkers were constantly cuntfussing about how to be gentle woth kids even though he was already gentle with kids.
by Anty A December 22, 2016
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Cuntcussion

When a person fakes a concussion to get out of things and get special treatment.
“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”
by Giddytitty07 January 10, 2020
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Cuntapuss

A girl who talks shit till it come down to actually fighting than they puss out.
Ex: Kelsey: (text) pull up bitchhh!
Maddie: (text) be there in 10 fucker
(Maddie pulls up)
Kelsey: I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it! Can we be friends! I don’t want to fight you
Maddie: Your such a Cuntapuss!!
by Rollindirtygirlll January 23, 2020
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