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Cundiffed

The act of kicking or throwing the ball inaccurately, usually far to the left.
A: Did he nail the throw home from the outfield?
B: Nah, he Cundiffed it.

A: Did the Ravens win?
B: No, they got Cundiffed.
by Connexion March 7, 2012
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Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011
One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!
by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011
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Cuntfederate Flag

Formerly known as the confederate flag or battle flag, it is a flag that represents slavery, treason, white power and ignorance by those who fly it. There are two types of these ignorant people.

The first type fly it because they have learned incorrect history and believe it represents "southern Heritage." Many falling into this type think the civil war was not about slavery, or that it wasn't the main cause; this incorrect history was passed down from their toothless yokel hick incestual ancestors. This type is not very intelligent and can not spell or use a computer because if they could, 15 minutes of research from valid sources would show they are incorrect. This is possibly due to the corruption of the genepool from incestual breeding, but that is only a theory; studies are under way.

The second type fly it because they believe in the cause of white power, and they think the south will "rise again," but most of these folks can't even count to 10 so that isn't going to happen (also possibly due to incestual breeding). One variation of this type that flies the flag also go under cover as the first type and claim "southern heritage" in public (ex. Facebook), but then are the most racist people behind closed doors; the reason why they don't say why they really support the flag is because they are cowards. Although many of this type know the history, because of their ignorance they think it is "cool" when it really just makes them look stupid to anyone with an IQ over 50.
The Cuntfederate Flag represents ignorant white trash.
by SmileySmitty August 9, 2015
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certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.
"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
by rereret December 2, 2010
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Cundiffed

The act of messing up the simpliest of tasks so badly, that you never get another opportunity to succeed.
Stanford had been rehearsing his presentation for days but when it came time to present, he cundiffed. The presentation completely missed its mark.
by John E NB February 19, 2012
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Certified smacka

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017
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certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!
by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022
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