Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
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“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”
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When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.
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Get the cuntoxicated mug.It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.
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