cunt-dick

the biggest oxymoron known to man

"thats a bunch of cunt-dick"

by cunt-dick June 14, 2009

cunt-dick

A colorful synonym for a human female’a clitoris. A clitoris is essentially a malformed penis. Hence, cunt-dick

Example 1:
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.

Example 2:

I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.

by Cumdumpster33 January 13, 2019

cuntlicka

a person who really wants to lick female vagy

licking discusting cuntlicka

by poopereater September 30, 2011

Cuntlické

When a woman or any female of any age disrespects another close female friend by not only enjoying having intercourse with the love of your life behind your back, but then tries to move into your apartment with your name on the lease and then, even after being close friends and this happening to her her own self by her still boyfriend who is in prison, knowing the pain that it caused her, goes and does it to her close female friend. And then tries to kick her out of her own apartment with the good girls name on the lease. Thank God for karma with these ones.

Damn, that was so fucked up of Shelly to do that Nicole. She is such a cuntlické.

by NanyDicole June 16, 2016

cuntlicker

a person who licks pussy and sucks clit

That guy over there is a cuntlicker.

by William Meeks November 3, 2017

cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose

“Max is a cunt dick”

by smelly Punani January 25, 2019

Cuntickle

Getting a certain tingly feeling in your lady land.

Looking at Chris Pine gives me such a cuntickle.

by Dazzzler January 18, 2020