Cuntitious

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.

-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."

by LongJohns April 29, 2015

cuntitude

Ability to pull off wearing a hat

He has so much cuntitude, but his friend Frank doesn't really have as much.

by lightlysalted October 30, 2007

Cuntitous

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."

Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous

by GotTheItous May 17, 2016

Cuntitrite

When you're not just contrite but you're also a cunt, you are cuntitrite.

Mary Mary quite contrary doesn't cover it, she was cuntitrite!

by SarahJaneWho June 6, 2019

Cuntit

When a girl is being a cunt and gets you so annoyed that you just want to punt her

I was talking to Becky and I just wanted to cuntit her to Mars.

by Atyourdadshouse February 16, 2021

Cuntitus

The act of having too tight of a cunt. cunt-tightis.

girl- I can not have sex with you, your penis is too large and i have cuntitus.
guy- cuntitus?
girl- yea, you know, cunt-tightis

by ihavecuntitus March 17, 2009

cuntitis

a person who makes themselves known for all the wrong reasons, appears to be attention seeking and usually lies to gain sympathy and adoration. a disease for cunts

"i knew a girl once"
"what was she like?"
"very nice until i realised she has cuntitis"

by noodlethot August 10, 2014