cuntry

totally country. about as country as one can get.
being, or something that is, extremely redneck,hick, etc.

"Did that girl just put a dip in?"
"Yeah, she's so cuntry, dude."

One could say that going mudding is pretty country. Going muddin while wearing mossy oak camo, packing a dip, drankin a beer and hollerin "Ooooweeeee! Yip yip!" or "Yeehaw!" is cuntry.

Ain't nothin wrong with bein cuntry!

by Guinnevere March 19, 2009

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Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.

In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.

by onendone January 7, 2011

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Crungry

(adj.) 1. Dangerous combination of cranky & hungry, made worse by an extreme desire to do nothing but relax after a long day away from home; Although hungry, cooking is the last thing one can imagine doing.

2. Also. Crunchy-Hungry; That feeling one craves after a completely satisfying and hearty meal to crunch on something for dessert or late night snack.

I was so crungry on my way home I was dreading standing in the kitchen to endure the task of cooking.

What a great stress relief I enjoyed as I chopped the tomatoes and sliced the chicken for my chicken taco salad. My crungriness melted right away...

Hmm, maybe I'll get some sweet & salty popcorn to cure this crunger... lol

by Aderf Nosmook March 4, 2013

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