Cumshot

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cumshot

A white mark on a basketball floor, found usually at lifetime fitness. Used to mark a spot form where a shooter habitually forms a perfect basketball shot.
Person 1:"OMG I swooshed in the ball!"
Person 2:"Dude, no shit, that's your cumshot!"
by Namann March 22, 2007
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cumshot

a tattoo on on the upper back between the shoulder blades.
Its not a tramp stamp its a cumshot.
by Kassidy89 January 19, 2009
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cumshot

a complete and uter twat, or a person who is unable to say exactly where/who he came from.
richard u cumshot,
u poor cumshot,
by your mother March 22, 2007
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cumshot

1) The act of spitting on someones ear.
Hey, Joey! Did ya see that cumshot I luanehd on Jack's ear? It was filled with snot!
by Fidstar March 22, 2007
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Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"
by colinmochrie March 16, 2014
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massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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