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Chitty Chitty Cumandinga

Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah

A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.

Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.
Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."

Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"

Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.
"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"
by Assjack1 May 18, 2012
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cuboning

You bang someone for so long that their mum dies and you wear their skull as a hat.
Guy 1: Wow dude nice hat.
Guy 2: Yeah I got it from my girlfriends mum.
Guy 1: Ahhh I see you went cuboning.
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Cumnection

The act of being so in sync with your partner that you cum at the same time.
It was beautiful, we cum same time. We had a real cumnection.
by MD girl 5 March 13, 2017
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Cimon

Cimon is a legenary variation of the name ‘Simon’. Cimons tend to be much nicer and far superior to those of the S variety.
Hey man did you talk to Cimon today?
Yes i did and he is the best ever!
by TREVORGREY September 11, 2018
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Cmon mommyay bruh

When yo homies bein a bitch keep sayin this til they come thru
Cmon mommyay bruhhhhhhh
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Floridian CumAngel

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.
Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier
by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013
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