Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

by numlash October 9, 2016

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

cuticle

a cuticle is a little white colored thing between the bottom of your nail and your skin. Some people have cuticles that grow up pretty far onto their nail. Many people push theirs down and some people have cuticles you can't really see.

It's right at the bottom on the top of your nail. See a thin line of white stuff. That's a cuticle

by Franky F J 23 September 26, 2008

Cubicle Farm

a mass expanse of modular office furniture (a.k.a. cubicles)

In a spiteful mood, Fred went crop dusting through the cubicle farm.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

cubicle

A place of pain and suffering for someone else's gain.

If you stay in this cubicle for 40 hours a week for the rest of your life, you may earn a profit.

by Jimmy the dealer June 11, 2010

cubicle rat

A person who works in an inhuman office environment characterized by small, square, work spaces separated by cheap portable walls. This environment is designed to squeeze as many employees as possible into a given space at the lowest cost possible with no regards to comfort or privacy.

I used to have my own office at this company but now I'm just another cubicle rat.

by Snydley Whiplash April 27, 2016