Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

by mike.tython May 6, 2014

Cumfort food

Aphrodisiac comfort food

Yo them Oyster look proper Cumfort Food

by Call elated March 6, 2018

Comfordable

Something that is both comfortable and not overly expensive.

This chair feels great and only cost me like $20. It's very Comfordable.

by Fowlern October 25, 2009

mega cumlord

A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.

Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord August 24, 2020

cumfard

it’s like shidding but with coom and hot mommy Milker and milkie oh yeah oh yeah baby right in my eye yes oh I just fooped

cumfard in my ass
fard

I just cumfarded on the table

by plussy fard October 2, 2020

Cumfortable

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable

She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable

by dustyp August 6, 2019

Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb

Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb

by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021