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Grandfather Crumbs

The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.
Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.

What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!
by 1234509876 October 26, 2010
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C.Q Cumber

C.Q Cumber is a sea cucumber in Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion. He will murder you and all you know and love if you let a fucking 8-ball fall.
C.Q Cumber: You let an 8-ball fall-
Player: nonono don't!
C.Q Cumber: TEST FAILED
by Scyobi October 26, 2018
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Cumberbooty

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everybody wants some of the Cumberbooty
Olivia likes the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith didn't even make it discreet that he wanted the Cumberbooty
by a cumbercookie January 10, 2014
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cumb

An elite spelling of cum, or when you cum so hard that "cum" simply cannot describe the level of cum
by aj.106_ January 26, 2020
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benedict cumberbatch's laugh

The most beautiful, melodious, and sonorous sound known to man. Also see "otter call" and "Butterscotch Crumplesnack's laugh."
An unfortunate accident involving Benedict Cumberbatch's laugh in a BBC interview yesterday caused over 1.6 million fangirls to be hospitalized for heart attacks or bizarre Apnea incidents.
by A Proper Genius June 1, 2016
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chicago cubs

a major league baseball team who plays their home games at Wrigley Field on the north side of Chicago, Illinois. A few notable facts about the Cubs:
- One of the original National League teams
- Mostly known for their long World Series drought (101+ years)
- The first team to appear in back-to-back World Series (1906-1908)
- The first team to win back to back World Series (1907-1908)
- Biggest rivals are the Chicago White Sox and St. Louis Cardinals
- Have played in the same ballpark since 1916, longer than all teams except the Boston Red Sox
- 1st team to win 10 000 games playing in a single city (2nd team to win 10 000 games overall, after the New York/San Francisco Giants)
Fans of Chicago Cubs vs. Fans of Chicago White Sox: Which are better?
- Loyalty: Cubs
- Knowledge: Undecided
- Tradition: Cubs
- History: Cubs
- Sheer numbers: Cubs
- Consistent winners: Sox (i don't know if it's good or bad)
- Die-hard fans: Too close to call; Cubs a slight edge, maybe.
- Fair-weather fans: Sox have more.
- Bandwagon fans: Cubs have too many.
- Passion: Can't call
Overall: The Cubs have the better fan community aside from all of the bandwagon jumpers. That is not to say that Sox fans are not true baseball fans (aside from the whole DH thing, but that's another story).
by spaghetti cormorant October 23, 2009
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