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cumrades

an easier, more general descriptor for friends with benefits.

cumrades can be dating one another, coworkers, or just friends, so long as the parties involved feel a sense of comradery. you don't have to be a communist.
i think i will invite my old cumrades over for some pabst blue ribbon and a good time
by out getting milk July 25, 2021
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Cumroot

When a plant ejaculates into the ground, spreading its seed.

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When you're simply told to cum and root someone.
1. Holy shit, did you see that plant just cumroot?
2.Steve, cumroot me already.
by SombreSerotonin July 26, 2021
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cumrot

when a tradgnome like pordan jeterson or low rogan gets actual accolades for being a sinceritywhore just after some neat news that radical order was just served, all the tradcore babe-level babes swoon until their panties go powermoisting, naturally since they're all cultural amnesiacs (and some even accomplished amnescientists), their WAPs form accelerated localized molecular substructural senescence, resulting in cumrot. no worries, everything is temporary, just pray and have a blessed day
pordan jeterson kissed his daughter in the forehead and made half of america cumrot until the cows came home

greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up
by inoperosity November 21, 2021
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cumrocket

Cumrocket is the ultimate virgin who is a funny and cool guy to be around, he is kind of retard and wont ever have is first kiss. He is a gay man and acts very gay with his homies and is very weird. After all of his friends advice he will never listen to them about girls because he is THE ULTIMATE VIRGIN!!
by The Dicktionist February 1, 2022
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Cumradery

When friends masturbate in the same room while watching the same porn, and it is still platonic.
We all wanked to Back Door Sluts 9 last night together; it was a true cumradery.
by dingusdangusdongus February 17, 2022
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Cumrad

Someone who ejaculates alongside you, usually upon a willing recipient.
My best friend and cumrad enjoyed Bukkake night with his girlfriend.
by Hill-arious March 27, 2022
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Curodickometophobic

This is not a actual phobia you have been pranked
John is curodickometophobic
by Kennynotphobic April 8, 2023
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