double pump cum dump

When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.

Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!

by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021

cum-dumpster

(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.

Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.

by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020

Cum dumpster slut nugget

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.

I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.

by bitchuck September 6, 2021

cum dumpster

A promiscuous woman who is not choosy about her sexual partners and who allows most or all men who she has sex with to cum inside of her without protection.

She sleeps with every guys she meets. She is such a cum dumpster.

by arkark November 6, 2011

cum dumpster

A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho.

hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick.

by whomper May 1, 2003

The Cum Dumpster

That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.

Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.

by The Dankster Gangster March 23, 2017