cumming down

The feeling of disgust with oneself after cumming while watching porn.

Guy 1: I hate how after I cum I feel so bad about myself for jacking off to porn.
Guy 2: That's called cumming down.

by brookline May 22, 2010

cramming softies

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

by belt cottage December 14, 2009

curricular cramming

When teachers rush to fit everything in the curriculum because they didn't plan when to teach it ahead of time.

Hey, Ted, wanna hang out this weekend?
Can't. With all this curricular cramming I gotta study for my math final.

by Deetinator May 24, 2008

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 April 5, 2016

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

cumming of age

The act of losing ones virginity to an older parter on the night of one's 18th birthday

Jessie's cumming of age was a vivid memory filled with blood, pain , and pleasure

by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015