Cryptowank

(noun) vulgar slang

Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.

This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.

Stop talking about cryptocurrency ya cryptowank!

by u/HoagieWrap June 13, 2021

cryptomamary

The practice of hiding the actual breast size with clothing. The art of making the breasts seem larger or smaller or not distinguishable.

With a thick sweater and tight jacket she preformed deft cryptomamary.

by sfdawg December 5, 2010

cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.

Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.

by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011

Cryptoastronomy

The study of theoretical space objects that are not confirmed to exist or not exist

An example of cryptoastronomy is the Nibiru theory

by I Like To Define Words July 8, 2021

cryptofatty

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.

1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.

by slattimusprime December 14, 2021

cryptopartography

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.

Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022