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CryptoCracker

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead
How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker
by gw31 January 28, 2022
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cryptocarrier

The first cryptocarrier was invented by Helium Mobile, you essentially pay people that deployed Helium 5G radios on their house across the US, these radios give carrier subscribers access to the internet and phone calls for much cheaper instead of paying other big expensive carriers! Oh also.. you get rewarded in crypto for being a subscriber! All you have to do is use your phone, stream content, tweet, search things on the internet!
You don't have a cryptocarrier? Man.. you're wasting so much money..
by Wireless2 October 13, 2022
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cryptocurrency

A digital medium of exchange. It uses cryptography for security, making it difficult to counterfeit. The idea of cryptocurrency comes from popular online games wherein you trade something for something, and emerges into new unit of cyber-currencies between public (miners) that mimic the value of precious metals. The first of its kind is bitcoin.
Peer-to-peer transactions can be done through cryptocurrency.
by Anomalice March 31, 2014
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cryptosexual

Someone who is primarily attracted to, or has sex with mythological creatures or other unknown beings. (From the word cryptozoology)
Consensual sex with Bigfoot
would make you a cryptosexual.
by deltoru March 12, 2008
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cryptocurrency

A bunch of first world kids have decided to draw themselves virtual "pokemon cards" using their overpriced GPU their mom had gifted them in 2010, as even using it like normal introverts - to play games, wasn't autistic enough for them. Some had exchanged it for hitman services and pizza adding 'real value' to it; Some have accumulated more than others, now they are all 'grown up' in their 20s, and their only value is their collection of poke.. I mean "cryptos", so they are promoting it like a real deal to be able to exchange it for something more than a pizza - real estate and a tesla - and be talking success stories.

In theory - decentralized currency, in practice - it's like that old comic about USB: xkcd.com/927 but even less validity and with a pinch of ponzi and criminality and "I'll make up my own money to have money for luls, oh wait, people actually believe it".
Muh doge coin is going to the moon. Cryptocurrency made me a millionaire.
by veinsofgold May 11, 2021
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Cryptocurrency

You click the button and then you have an imaginary electronic thing that fluctuates in value based on what Elon Musk tweets.
Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency that can make me very rich or very broke depending upon Elon Musk's mood that particular day.
by ReguloNacho June 15, 2021
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crypticveles

Only one of the best of clanners to ever play the LEGO game known as ROBLOX. He’s one hella roaster and sexy as fuck. Never mess with this guy, he’ll beat the shit out of you or make you run to your mama’s man tts
CrypticVeles 7-0’s Auzric
by BananaSucker123 June 3, 2019
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