Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Crustacean

1. A name for crust punk friends.

2. slang word for crust punk.

"joey is a crust punk" "joey is a crustacean"

by Anonomonomous December 28, 2008

Crustaceous

Aldo

Aldo is crustaceous

by Taetoosexy January 22, 2024

Crustabust

Any person that is commonly considered lame, annoying, ugly, or just unwanted.

Jim: So John won't stop bugging you, huh Nick?
Nick: Yeah, he's such a crustabust.

by Jimnastix July 20, 2009

Crustacist

When someone hates Crustacean Food, they are called Crustacist

Stop hating on the lobster John, you're being crustacist right now.

by Anonymour Erin August 7, 2017

Crustacean

A term used to describe people that wear body shaping clothes, such as spandex. They use a hard "exo-skeleton" to shape, cover and support their soft flabby flesh.

She may look in good shape, but it's not real, she's a crustacean

by selm September 26, 2017