can of crushed assholes 

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Crushed 

Can be used in games to show that someone basically just outplayed in such a way that they should stop playing that game and start buying bleach.

Enemy player - *Tries to sneak up on the kewl gamer and kill them either while they are afk, typing or something similar
Kewl Gamer - *instantly turns around and gets 3 headshots in a row

Kewl Gamer in chat - Crushed.

Crushed by BoBDalla June 25, 2016

crushed starfish 

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

crushed starfish by Lemur47 October 20, 2003

crushed crush 

Crushed crush can mean someone's/you're crush

1. Dates someone else

2. You dont have a crush on that person anymore

3. That person is away or ignoring you

4. Or actually got crushed

Publeo-The person who I like is dating someone else

Sam-damn guess you got a crushed crush
Publeo-guess so

crushed crush by TheWhiteDeath10 June 22, 2017

Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

Friend crushed by latinojodido July 14, 2016

Crushed linen

Crushed linen... Means to wear various name brands clothing items at one time..

To wear a Adidas sweatshirt with nike sweatpants and van sneakers would be "crushed linen" on the first day of school and you may be laughed at.

Crushed linen by Hoodwink5179 November 23, 2020

Crushed Up

Meth, Methamphetamine, Crystal Meth, to crush up "diamonds", "pink diamonds"

"Diamonds CRUSHED UP in my face I can see it" - Future

Crushed Up by bigdbiggie February 19, 2019