Crucified

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

by Vabe January 15, 2021

couscous

The food so nice, they named it twice.

"Ahhh, couscous, the food so nice, they named it twice."

by naterizzle March 21, 2009

Crucio

Crucio is another of the 3 'Unforgivable Curses' from Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.

The Cruciatus Curse is used to inflict agonising pain on the victim and will land you a spell (no pun intended!) in the Wizard Prison'Azkaban'

This curse was used to permanently damage Neville Longbottoms parents mental capacity whilst under interrogation/torture by Bellatrix Lestrange and Co.

"So, you won't speak...maybe this will loosen your tongue...CRUCIO!"

by Dumbledore July 27, 2004

cruckzy

A combination of the words fucking and crazy.
Coined by an indie band from Texas "Deer, Daniel"

stay cruckzy

by cantstopthinkingaboutyou January 18, 2012

crucibled

To be screwed largely due to reading or performing Arthur Miller's "The Crucible."

Dude, my english class totally got crucibled.

by Floop Is A Mad Man September 25, 2009

Cruce lips

Crucified lips for people who don’t know how to apply chapstick. Dad must also make boards for living

Cole has some cruce lips

by Dave fowler December 16, 2019

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022