by DanOliver02 April 20, 2020
Get the Charlotte Couper mug.One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
by sneaky guido January 4, 2009
Get the [Cruzer] mug.A singer of a particular vocal style, typically male, with a slow, deliberate delivery of lyrics. Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Iggy Pop are few practitioners of this retro style of vocalization.
The song "China Girl" by either David Bowie or the original by Iggy Pop is in the modern "cruner" or "crunning" style.
by ikonik May 12, 2009
Get the Cruner mug.when Apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. It ends with people being completely pissed off after their hopes have been shattered.
Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
by atontonamous September 9, 2009
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by The Original Cropers October 23, 2011
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Get the craperie mug.A term used for snipers who are upset over stupid things such as other snipers using their scopes instead of quick-scoping. Gained popularity after the 2013 summer update in which a sniper was patched in a Call of duty game called COD Black ops II. In that update David Vonderhaar received thousands of death threats over the update in which the bolt action snipers have been slowed down by a percentage of a second.
Guy 1: **** you, you hard-scoping noob learn to quickscope
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.
by CasuallyDerp September 8, 2013
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