crumpet

Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.

As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.

by Goobermaster January 19, 2005

crumpet

the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy

"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."

by Chode Master September 6, 2003

crumpet

the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.

man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!

by xcczxczxc March 1, 2009

crumpet

The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.

-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"

by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008

crumpet

The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.

J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?

by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

crumpeter

One who makes crumpets.

The crumpeter made them this morning.

by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017

Crumpeteer

A term used to describe people who are enamored with British TV, movies, music, and culture but do not live in or are in any way part of Britain. Crumpeteers will consume any form of British media for the sole reason that it was made in Britain. Many Crumpeteers think that this "appreciation" of British culture makes their taste in such things superior, but this is not necessarily a defining trait of Crumpeteers.

Mark: Have you seen the new episode of Sherlock yet? I just watched it after listening to the latest Adele album and drinking tea!

Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.

by Alpaca_Man January 17, 2012