Croydon

A quaint town located in Bristol Township PA. Currently the recepient of a 14 million dollar stimulis package going to wards the train station, main intersection, curbs landscaping and other emneties that will improve the overal curb appeal of the current "white trash" feel of the 13 / Newportville rd intersection. Croydon residents are often refereed to as "croydenites". In the past it has not been a polite name, rather a derogetory name intended to insult your enemy or friend during heated exchanges. Croydon has two parts "New Croydon" and "Old Croydon" . New is less trashy where old is very trashy. If you are a yuppie, real estate is reasonable, trans to the city is convenient and property investments are sure to be a big win with the gentrification of Croydon station and sourounding areas. I might add it is a very dog friendly town.

Croydon, PA

by Packard Dog August 26, 2009

Croydon pigroast

Basically a regular pigroast (girl gets banged by two dudes at the same time resembling a pig roasting on a fire) but atleast two of the 3 people are related

Yea, after me and my boy left dog and bull we croydon pigroasted my cousin

I always wear a condom when I'm in a croydon pig roast, because I don't want the baby to come out all deformed

by Girth Dickson July 19, 2017

Croydon

Borough in London known for its excessive amounts of knife crime, the rapper Stormzy and a rich history. There are several areas in Croydon, some suburban, others urban. Generally, Croydon can be either Heaven or Hell on Earth. It depends on your personal opinion.

Croydon is a borough of London.

by Weirdest Words May 19, 2020

Croydon surf n turf

Hot dogs and tuna fish

Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF

by JoeCroydon May 30, 2016

Croyde

a small surfers villige in north devon.

used to be a friendly village that was welcoming to families and children, now is full of holiday makers and surfers.

has an amazing beach, but unfortunatly the holiday park next to it takes it over.

have you been to croyde? yeah i went surfing, the waves were immense.

by quack1234567 October 4, 2011

croydon traffic lights

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

Croydon Bounce

When a basketball somehow rolls in the net. Stemmed from CVS courts, the phrase Croydon Bounce/Croydon Roll is used mostly by Old Croydon kids AkA the Croydon Knights. A Croydon Bounce is pretty Croydonish.

Dan I love how you always get that Croydon Bounce.

by OldCroydon April 5, 2009