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Backstabbing Coward

Someone who pretends to be your friend, but will stab you in the back when given the opportunity. Then when you confront them about it they run away and refuse to explain themselves.
Cory: Matt I thought we were friends!?Why would you go to the supervisor to get me in trouble when the issue could of easily been resolved between us two?!

Matt: I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you!

Cory: Wow you are the definition of a Backstabbing Coward!!
by Backflip Guy December 3, 2016
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Cowardice

A way of life for the fearful and weak. Often accompanied by the involuntary evacuation of either the bladder or bowels. Or both.
"Running away man? That's cowardice!"

"Shoot that coward",
"What for"
"Cowardice... dip-shit..."
by AlpacaNinja February 1, 2009
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Cloward

A clown and coward

Derogative term to call someone out as a clown, as well as a coward.
"this dude listens to Nav and Logic what a fucking cloward"

"me and so-and-so were clowning around snorting lines of crystal THC laced with donkey pills when Johnny started to bug out"
"Johnny is such a cloward"
by Psilocybe May 20, 2019
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noel coward

Noel Coward was the greatest entertainer, singer/songwriting, writer of the 20th century.His memory will live on forever.He wrote songs such as "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" and "I went to a marvelous Party"
The Lyrics of Noel Coward
Mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun,
The Japanese don't care to.
The Chinese wouldn't dare to,
Hindoos and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one.
But Englishmen detest a siesta.
In the Philippines
There are lovely screens
To protect you from the glare.
In the Malay States
There are hats like plates
Which the Britishers won't wear.
At twelve noon
The natives swoon
And no further work is done.
But mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.

I went to a marvelous party,
I must say the fun was intense,
We all had to do
What the people we knew
Would be doing a hundred years hence.
Dear Cecil arrived wearing armour,
Some shells and a black feather boa,
Poor Millicent wore a surrealist comb
Made of bits of mosaic from St. Peter's in Rome,
But the weight was so great that she had to go home,
I couldn't have liked it more.
by men who lunch September 5, 2006
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Anonymous Cowardon

A variation of the "Anonymous Coward" pseudo-login used on Slashdot. Posts attributed to Anonymous Cowardon (with the -on suffix) were created by a registered, logged-in Slashdot user who chose to post anonymously.
"This terrific post was written by an Anonymous Cowardon."
by Anonymous Cowardon July 11, 2009
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Coward

Someone who runs and hides when adversity strikes or shit gets real. Would rather hide than take responsibility for their actions.
"You remember that Andy guy?"
"Yeah! How are things?
"Oh well we broke up but he knocked me up and is now refusing to take any responsibility"
"What a coward!"
"I know, right... Andy is an effing coward and a fraud."
by rockstarkitten1805 December 23, 2014
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Internet Coward

The act of using social media to communicate subliminal messages or take "shots" at a person you clearly have a problem or issue with by making indirect statements and comments on the Internet. You have no courage or "balls" to call them on the phone and speak directly, email them privately or sit down for a one on one in resolving the issue.
Sarah, the ex-girlfriend behaviors are consistent with a internet coward as she obviously has an issue with her ex's new fiancée being around her children based on her numerous social media posts of 'Wicked Stepparents'.

During the morning departmental meeting, our two co-workers disagreed about the next steps to take in finalizing our company project. This evening, worker #1 is behaving like a internet coward and has made several status post on Facebook clearly directed to worker #2 in subliminal messages.
by Satiresr March 21, 2015
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