couched

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...

Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...

by blthrskt April 26, 2009

nigger crotched betch

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)

that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.

by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007

Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.

I just red couched Victor at the garden party

by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021

Croucher

When You fuck your cousin and have a big forehead.

Ew You're a Croucher!

by LukieTarantino April 24, 2017

couched

Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.

I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one.

by LadyLove December 29, 2007

Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

Croucher Humour

The lowest form of lame humour. The kind of humour only funny to one self.

"I've been told i lost weight." Croucher-"Where did you lose it"

croucher humour

by croucherhumour February 18, 2010