Crotchifixiation

When tight underwear or pantyhose prevent ample airflow to the crotch region, causing a sweaty reaction along with anxiety and agitation due to warm or humid weather.

Damn bro! This Arizona summer heart is causing some serious crotchifixiation issues for me.

by HypnotoadAZ April 14, 2015

crotchless pantyhose

A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.

Kathy's wearing crotchless pantyhose.

by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

cootchie cutter

Pants or shorts that fit tightly across one's genitals.

Look at that hoe wearing them cootchie cutters!

by Lachacha June 5, 2002

crotchinal

The sexual area of your body
crotch + vaginal or groinal

1. I'm going to kick the shit out of your crotchinal area.

2. Your crotchinal area tastes funny.

3. Watch your crotchinal.

by Seung October 16, 2007