Crit

Crit is slang for a person who acts like a lame bum

*definition popularized by boolymon*

lumoie: *acting slimy towards boolymon*
boolymon: *realizes lumoie is slimy asf*
boolymon: “ I ain't gon' lie, Lumoie, you crit ”

Crit by P Pusher November 13, 2025

Crit

An insult, typically used to describe a very stinky man. It is also used as an exclamation of joy, pain or wonder, or is used to express dismay or confusion towards a situation. Interchangeable with “Gowzargo”.

Man 1: “Bro, did you smell that man? I think he just blast sharted.”

Man 2: “That’s a crit! Crit situation for sure. Crit!”

Crit by scun-of-sealing December 23, 2025

Crit Pig 

A criterium pig is a little heavier than a roadie and may smell a little funny from time to time. They're always desperate to race their bikes, rolling around in a pigsty, they call a criterium track. When push comes to shove - with little white envelopes awaiting - they get ready to drop a shoulder and open their snouts, while putting their curly tails in the air to go for the win!

Man, that guy is racing criteriums so much! He's turned into a real Crit Pig.

Have you seen the way Jonny get to the front of a criterium race at the end! What a Crit Pig.

Crit Pig by An Aspiring Crit Pig January 30, 2019

crit-chicken 

Another word for Moonkin, the greatest spec in World of Warcraft. This term comes from the chicken-like appearence of the form and the +5% crit buff they give

{LookingForGroup}{Okoknp}: LF1M H MGT! Need kickass DPS
To {Okoknp}: I iz crit-chicken!
*Okoknp invites you to the group*

crit-chicken by Stuppski April 23, 2008

Crit Rocket 

crit Critical Critical hit
A term used in Valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (Short term: TF2) by players to define a rocket shot by the Soldier, along with a critical hit with the rocket to make it an instant kill. Fairly frowned upon by the TF2 community, sometimes can be considered as rocket whoring and is similar to rocket whore, whoring, etc.

Player 1: OMG! WTF! YOU KILLED ME WITH ONE ROCKET! STUPID CRIT ROCKETS!

Teammate: Damn, that guy is getting a lot of Crit rockets

Crit Rocket by someguy12345 March 19, 2008

Crit Clit 

Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.

Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !

Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.

Crit Clit by KimmyGibbler June 18, 2013

crit hax 

In a Pokemon game, the opponent keeps getting critical hits. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge.

Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX

crit hax by Corshark December 23, 2013