Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.
Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
by KimmyGibbler June 19, 2013
by n_u_m_l_o_k September 06, 2020
At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.
by ZaCH328070 April 04, 2019
In a Pokemon game, the opponent keeps getting critical hits. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge.
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX
by Corshark December 24, 2013
this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds
when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds
when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
Similar to planking, except significantly less ghey (and Xzhibit doesn't seem to have any issues with it). Specifically, when one is caught and/or photographed sleeping on the job, particularly in the backstage area on the couch at UK Thursdays. However, it is also acceptable to refer to any sort of nap as a "taking a Crit".
by ill-legal? November 05, 2011
by Druid Healz April 29, 2010