Landmark Christian school 

Landmark Christian school is built on top of the train tracks. Bill thorn is God himself. The cross country team wins state every year. #15 on the basketball team is cute and a baller. Everyone on the football team left to go to a better highschool.

Landmark christian school was created by Bill in 7 days.

Landmark Christian school by Goteem123456789 March 4, 2019

Hope Christian Schools 

Hope Christian Schools is a “christian” Elementary school, Mid School, and High School. They focus more on making you learn and memorize verses than actual useful things. They also enjoy spending the students $10,000 a year tuition on useless things like golf carts, interactive smart boards, and a shade structure that doesn’t even work instead of spending their money on things such as better teacher salary and food that doesn’t taste like it came from the toilets at Taco Bell.

Person 1: hey what school do you go to
Person 2: Hope Christian schools

Person 1: that sucks

Hope Christian Schools by Johnothan Swift May 25, 2019

Athens Christian School

A large cage in Georgia(US), that houses immature boys and catty girls.

FACT: The reason there are so many trees in front is to hide the torture of any poor, poor child who is different in any way.

Boy 1: OMGOODNESS, YALL, LET'S SANG HANNAH MONTANA!!!
The rest of the boys in Athens Christian School: YAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Athens Christian School by Glad 2b out June 10, 2010

Christian science 

1) (n.) An oxymoron or paradox.

2) (n.) A subject studied by a people who don't believe in the subject.

That Christian science reminds me of the software title "Microsoft Works."

Christian science by fraghappy November 6, 2003

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022

evangelical christian school 

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!

evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

evangelical christian school by pw😳 May 14, 2018

Christian Sawan

term that implies a hot lebanese guy most likely to be christian

tim:you are Christian Sawan
samy:thanks

Christian Sawan by words212 October 2, 2011