Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.

Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!

by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023

crispy strips

When a persons underwear gets worn too long and then not washed for even longer.

Bro, the other day I was doing laundry and I found my aunts crispy strips.

by moosey jilkers January 16, 2023

Crispy Streak

A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon

Is that Johnny boy over there?

Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak

by LiamKev January 29, 2023

The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did

Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!

by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021

Crawler's Crisps

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.

I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by Nige December 21, 2004