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cripple fight

a cripple fight is a fight between 2 cripple's is called a cripple fight as used on South Park usually involving the items that help the cripple's live out there lives to some normallity such as a wheelchair or crutches
Cartman (on a mic in a supermarket):CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!
by Crazyd September 20, 2005
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cripple spot

"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"
by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009
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anal nipple cripple

the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.
damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!
by breakingbad January 3, 2013
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a crippled pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
by john johnson June 17, 2006
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Crappled

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.
One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.
by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012
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Crippletastic

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.
Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic
by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003
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Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs
Katy Jones is a crippled wank
by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019
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