CRIBBAGED

CRIBBAGED: When you are pegged so hard that it's like a cribbage board.

I Heard Last Night, Jared was

CRIBBAGED!!!
They Pegged him so Hard.

by DJ.JAM-EZ April 21, 2024

Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023

cribblies

the feeling when you hear "scabies". (please see "scabies" for that definition.) Also, the very girlie hand motion made when you find these "scabies", or bugs in your bed after coming home from getting your groove on and at the steller club.

I got the cribblies after seeing those ants crawling up my leg and then onto my Aunt Gemima's syrup that I was about to eat for breakfast with my grits.

by Kyanne January 19, 2005

Crabbage

When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.

Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!

by snookishore May 1, 2010

Cribble

A very small amount of weed, just enough to get you high. Cribble is the last resort. If you have absolutely no weed, you may find some cribble in between the seats of your car or wherever you normally roll.

Hey Paul, sorry to bother you but could I get a little bit of cribble?

I have some cribble left in my grinder.

by Cribblemonster May 8, 2018

Cribble

Idk some word my sis made up

“No i dont want crispy cribbles all over my car

by Kfc 5 piece chicken tender September 9, 2020

Crabbage

The act of two men having deep, passionate sex behind a shack after each has consumed a hot bowl of crab (preferably in the east coast, as the west coast doesn’t have fish)

“Dude like me and this guy just had bomb crabbage last night“

by ReallyCoolHistoryTeacher March 25, 2022