by BigBoy099 May 5, 2011
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Pearl had wanted a boat mobile for her 18th birthday but that cheapskate sugar daddy of hers wouldn't get one for her.
by jd-eagles-pride January 17, 2019
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someone so cheap, he cooks his meals using the work kitchen at the golden eagle refinery so he doesn't have to use electricity at home.
me: greg is so damn cheap!
you: what do you mean?
me: when there arent extra helpings to take home to eat, he stays after his shift is over and cooks his dinner here at work so he doesn't have to use his own electricity
you: doesn't he work more overtime than anyone?
me: yeah, he does ship tie-ups before his regular shift all tihe time and makes a lot but is one big CHEAPSKATE. he's also a lonely jerk who hasn't had a girlfriend in 15 years and is effectively a virgin, due to the lack of play he gets.
you: what do you mean?
me: when there arent extra helpings to take home to eat, he stays after his shift is over and cooks his dinner here at work so he doesn't have to use his own electricity
you: doesn't he work more overtime than anyone?
me: yeah, he does ship tie-ups before his regular shift all tihe time and makes a lot but is one big CHEAPSKATE. he's also a lonely jerk who hasn't had a girlfriend in 15 years and is effectively a virgin, due to the lack of play he gets.
by sneekix May 27, 2008
Get the cheapskate mug.A individual obviously rich enough to buy nice shit but selfish enough to buy only bad quality crap. Usually feel proud of themselves for being closely related to douche bags.
Other version: can be said of an individual living a cheap life, feeling proud about it by saying they embrace a gypsy lifestyle while actually swimming in their parents money. To be shot on sight.
Other version: can be said of an individual living a cheap life, feeling proud about it by saying they embrace a gypsy lifestyle while actually swimming in their parents money. To be shot on sight.
That fucking customer tonight was not only the worst douche-bag God Himself ever made me encounter, he was also a freaking cheapskate!
by ben-the-man October 30, 2011
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by Pickledotcom October 7, 2010
Get the Creepdate mug.A CREEPSTER is a SOMEONE WHO GIVES OFF A Creepy Presence (See CREEPSTER Definitions #1 & #2).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That guy at church with the goatee beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is one Heavy Creepster.
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