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Dirty Credit Card Swipe

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.
Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.
by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008
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redneck credit card

A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.
"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."
by Franklin Lee June 19, 2006
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credit card

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!
by Brooke February 19, 2005
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credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.
Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.
by somemoron August 5, 2007
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Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps
"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."
by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013
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credit card

Plastic passport to debt slavery. Let's face it, if you can't afford something by direct debit, does it make sense to take out a high interest loan for it? If you can't afford to pay for it now, will you be able to pay even more shortly later?

Madness! Credit cards lead to spiraling debt by encouraging a buy now, PAY through the roof later culture. Ease of use helps people forget that they're spending hard money, moreso than cash.

Can be ruthless in reclaiming spiraling debt, people have become bankrupt and lost house and home because of credit cards.

Often seduce impressionable people with an array of asthetic/colour options, promoting it as a fashion item to be flouted!
FACT: The collective personal debt of Britain is now around one trillion Pounds (£); that's greater than the entire external debt of Africa, Asia and Latin America combined! Talk about a credit card culture. The bubble will burst, with mass reposessions etc.
by davetwocombs May 14, 2007
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Mommys credit card

This item is used for buying V-Bucks the in game currency in Fortnite a game for virgin white boys. these white boys will steal the credit cards of their mother and use it to buy V-Bucks its pretty gay and most of the time they get caught and their moms get angry because they just spent $200 on a shitty video game that will forever trap theses white boys virginity in a capsule that can never be opened
virgin white boy 1: ay yo bro you got that new battle pass for fortnite
virgin white boy 2: naw fam i havent stolen mommys credit card yet
virgin white boy 1: fucking nerd
by Nigerian Pr1nce July 15, 2018
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