Creamy Caesar

The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.

Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).

by FannyFondler December 14, 2008

Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

by butthole snurger March 21, 2009

creamy cake

Somebody who swings both ways

"Shut up yew fuckin creamy cake"

by malfunction March 10, 2014

Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021

Creamcake

When having a threesome and you nut inside the girl, then the second male nuts in her, followed by you nutting in her again.

Aye homie you want to creamcake a bitch?

by KCIWYTSAN September 6, 2019

Creamcake

(n.) A warm heaping stream of MASTURBATION! :D

2. A mean thing to call someone you don't like.

See masturbation.

Dude, he shot a creamcake my mouth when we were having oral!

2. You fucking creamcake! Go rot in a sack!

by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

Creamcake

Like a creampie, but you also have some little chocolate ( or shit ) in the cum load

She wanted a creampie, but i gave her a creamcake

by Squeaxx March 17, 2021