Pot Crapper

child between the ages of 10 and 13 (male in gender) that ascends to the last possible branch of a tree with the sole purpose of defecating on his peers below.

"wow. he really tried to be a sneaky pot crapper up in that maple tree."

"i'd say. how'd he get up there so fast?"

"he has umbros on..."

by grimpDOTnet April 20, 2009

crappery

a slang word for "crap", as would possibly have been used in the early 15th century.

What crappery is this?

by KCTT November 25, 2013

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

wedgie crapper

You get forcefully put into a wedgie until you crap in your wedgie from being held so long. Often takes place during a hanging wedgie when you get left hanging by your undies.

I was at my friend's sleepover party for his 14 birhday. His parents were on a business trip for the weekend and we were left alone. after dinner oNe of my friends shouted "wedgie wars". Someone tackled me and I felt my underwear being pulled up my ass. They hung me on a hook behind the door and duct taped my hands behind my back and my legs together. They took off my shirt and gave me a purple nurple. It hurt like hell. I tried to escape but couldn't and had to crap badly. It oozed out around my underwear and it started to stink like shit. They finally couldn't stand the smell and let me go after giving me a swirly. The worst wedgie crapper ever.

by wedgieluver November 26, 2009

crapper john

Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.

"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."

by x January 31, 2003

Crapper

Slang term for an late 19th century toilet fixture. During WWI soldiers oftern visited these toilets and called them crappers. The name originated from a popular seller of toilets. Thomas Crapper of England.

Thomas Crapper invented the modern toilet which is still in use today with few changes.

God damn i got to take a crap.

by Phillip August 24, 2005