crapnap

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005

crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.

Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

crapfactory

1) dirt box, anus, chocolate starfish. an arsehole

2)a person who talks nothing but shit

ooh i`ve got to nip to the toilet it turning out time at the crapfactory

by dan bailey January 16, 2004

crapcap

Alternative version of asshat.

Don't be such a crapcap, crapcap.

by Greg K Nicholson August 31, 2004

CrapApp

One's favorite App they use while taking a shit.

Hurry up man I gotta go! Hold on dude I'm using my favorite CrapApp, almost done with this level.

by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017

craplap

A craplap is when you’re receiving a lap dance from someone and they take a fat shit on your lap.

“Aw man i was at club tush and i totally got craplapped, it was awesome!”

by Tushy24you January 27, 2018

Crapface

A term of endearment for a person or relative that you love dearly. Like a brother or a spouse.

Why are you such a crapface?!

by Domminickotine January 13, 2019