Canor

the Latin word for melody, tune, or sound.

also the name of a kickass band from Southern California.

"You hear that new Canor song? It's almost TOO good!"

"Man, that is one impressive pizza. That is is like, the Canor of pizzas."

"Oh, yeah, those guys are alright. They're no Canor though."

by JunkFoodie September 13, 2009

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

by Napoledan November 16, 2019

Head Canon

An idea or opinion about a fictional series (Book, TV, Comic, or otherwise) that is true in one's head, but has not become a canon fact.

In my head canon, Jade and Dave from Homestuck are totally in love with each other.

by Nellaxival August 4, 2011

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Glonnie Canoy

A person who is 18 and above but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.

This guy is so cringe, he is probably Glonnie Canoy

by I live inside your walls April 6, 2022

Robinson Cano

1) One of the best Rookies in the game,plays second base for the New York Yankees;in his first season with the team he left pretty impressive numbers such as a .297 AVG.,14 homeruns, and 62 RBI's.He also accomplished his first grand slam in New York.Was named AL Rookie of the Month for September, batting .381 (40-for-105) with 22 runs, nine doubles, two triples, five homers and 16 RBIs. Ranked first in the American League with a .335 road batting average.Was the third-highest road batting average by a rookie since 1969.Recorded his first Major-League hit with a third-inning single on May 4th.Established a single-game career high with four hits in May 15th win at Oakland.Hit his first career home run in May 24th win vs. Detroit.Was named the American League's co-Player of the Week for the week ending 9/18 after batting .429 (12-for-28) with a league-leading 13 RBIs and nine runs scored.
2) Part of a World Championship team even though in his first year with the Yankees he didnt win a World Series he still brought his team to playoff contention.
3) Should have won Rookie of the Year just because the amount of pressure he fills in the pinstripes
4) The basic defintion of Robinson Cano is that he defines everything New York will become and is the future of one of the greatest dynasties in baseball...and BELIEVE ME,he will win a MVP, Gold Glove, and World Series in pinstripes...guaranteed.

I've seen many great Yankees take this stage, but none have handled it better than Robinson Cano.

The more talent I see, I compare it to none other then Robinson Cano.

Robinson Cano handled his first Rookie Season with high numbers in every catagory.

by Mike Stagnella July 20, 2008

Cooter Canoe

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020