crack of ass

what people say instead of "at the crack of dawn" to try and be funny.

"Mann It's soo late! I gotta wake up at the crack of ass tomorrow!"

by LMLYM7 July 7, 2008

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Ass Crack

1) The vertical line dividing the left and right ass cheeks.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.

1) The morbidly obese man's ass crack was showing. All of the children saw it.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

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Ass Crack Fever

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.

What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

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ass crack

The split between someone's ass cheeks.

Look at the size of that guys ass crack! It runs halfway up his back

by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

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ass crack butterfly

When you stick you dick parallel to the cornhole of a girl and slide up and down her ass crack, thus, making your dick look like the thorax and the cheeks looking like the wings.

Zach said he wouldn't mind give Raggity an ass crack butterfly, I wouldn't mind, either.

by Sphinctar October 5, 2004

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