Cracklin' Snatch Wax 

Hot wax for ya snatch.

She put the cracklin' snatch wax on my box, and tore out all my hair!

Cracklin' Snatch Wax by cracklepants December 9, 2008

cracking a sad 

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.

This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")

cracking a sad by sunshineme June 19, 2009

Cackin the squirrel 

to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed

Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.

Cackin the squirrel by frank josiah April 9, 2010

cracking the safe 

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe

Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica

cracking the safe by tom the tool November 12, 2006

Crankin dat soulja boy 

Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.

"I walked in on dat nigga, and he was Crankin dat soulja boy, so I dipped."

Crankin dat soulja boy by AtlMandingo April 1, 2009

cracking on some jimmies 

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

cracking on some jimmies by shauna blakney October 21, 2010

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025