Cracker

When White people just do to much and shoot up schools.

You: " I can't believe how I wait for two years just for that cracker paint job name trump gets elected for office... White people are just high way too much."

by 2kwill March 9, 2017

Cracker

Someone who is full of themselves and won't engage in any illegal activity. Most commonly used in South Ireland

He's a bit of a cracker. He won't even talk to you unless you call him by his full title. Like who's going to say Mr Gordon Konrad Sarasti Mochizuki Everytime.

by Mr GordonKonradSarastiMochizuc November 7, 2019

Cracker

A small crispy thing (usually of the square shape) that is a vehicle for salt and your choice of assorted herbs.

He ate a cracker that had salt and basil in it.

by Bluemonster2112 October 14, 2013

Cracker

An unsweetened biscuit.
Ha!

Dya want cheese on your cracker.

by Hesaid July 24, 2003

Cracker

A male or female who appears to be or is knowingly strung out on hard drugs.

"Dude look at that cracker she's a flipping mess."

"Cracker ass bitch can't even stand up"
"No Im not giving you any money broke ass Cracker"

by Twism108 February 18, 2017

Cracker

A settler of the state of florida.

A food item.

Mmm these crackers are good.

by Sunioncarrot11 May 2, 2011

Cracker

Female who wear skimpy clothes to show off her various cracks

B: Aha here comes Jenny
A: You mean here comes the Cracker
B: What?
A: Ohh. Her clothes show off her bust crack and butt crack rather amply. You know she's the Cracker.

by NonSen July 15, 2010