crackerspackle

When two guys fuck each other up the ass, the cum of one of the guys gets stuck up the other guy's ass, and dries and stays there.

He gonna have to fuck a lot of guys to get that crackerspackle out, it was so milky!!! lol

by Bob the Hippo from Canada December 16, 2006

crackslap

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.

"Dude, you just crackslapped me."

by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011

crackapants

Well, you see, there are different types of crackapants. There's the type of person who is being a complete retard and is oblivious to what you are saying. And, in other cases, you can just call someone a crackpants to grab their attention

Justin: "Hey Mike! Stop being a crackapants!"

by Nick Cianci April 9, 2008

crackgrass

That stupid grass that grows in the crack of sidewalks and driveways

Hey Mike's got a brautful yard but he really needs to pull that crackgrass

by stonedefiance April 25, 2015

Crackerport

A Newport Menthol Green pack cigarette slang term.

The individual went down to the corner store and bought themselves a pack of Crackerport's before they ran out.

by Hateraide tastes good. Mmmmmm. June 9, 2017

crackersplaining

When a white person (usually female psychology majors) explain cultures and diversity to minorities.

Mandi is crackersplaining to Ming all about Asian traditions again

by Prince Vamp November 16, 2020

crackstrap

1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.

I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.

by Legendary Films October 20, 2004