A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.
Yeah i was with that guy last night and I was shocked to see a curved peen. I thought all of them were straight! That’s when i realized he suffers from CPS (Curved peeshie syndrome).
A Minecraft PvPer who's CPS (which is likely 12+) is more impressive than anything in his PvP capabilities. Can't use a bow or rod and resorts to melee rushing.
Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiplechild neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.