CP's

Comedy purposes

I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.

by Bill1223 February 08, 2009

CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

by ô¿ô December 06, 2009

CP

cp means cod points

Dude: I need to get some cp so I can buy the new pack

by A man of culture February 21, 2022

CP

1. (v) Cock Punch

Forcefully sending one's knuckles into the cock of another individual. Often done for the sake of justice. Great Justice.

2. (n) Cock Punch

The act of cock punching.

3. (n) The main weapon in the war for justice (great justice) waged by Cock Puncher.

Alex: "That guy is such a dick, someone needs to CP him for justice."
Mike: "For great justice!"

by CP Inc. July 22, 2011

CP

When a girl under the age of 18 decides to perform fellatio on a man, while letting the man film it and take pictures, then the man posts it, then it results in the man being arrested for possession and production of CP.

John: Man did you watch the vid of my daughter's friend's sister's classmate's mother's niece suck on my tool on teh internets???

Bob:...

John: Did you???

Bob: No, that's CP dude.

by loopyhole January 26, 2009

cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

by carbonhazard July 17, 2005

CP

Completely Parra (paralyzed). Totally wasted. Trashed. Usually used in reference to photographs of you being embarassingly trashed and/or slutty.

Hey girl, you're hot AF. Send me some CP?

I have 2 hard drives full of CP photos AND videos! Get on my level!

by gonads&strife July 28, 2014