couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

by P3Ace January 4, 2006

Couting

Everyone knows what couting is because it's just one of those things everyone knows. It's basic knowledge.

Jeff: What's couting?
Mike: You know what it is.
Jeff: No I don't.
Mike: Yes you do, just think everyone does.

by Non-couting July 27, 2011

soul coughing

to upchuck, puke, bark at the pavement, blow chunks, cough up buicks.

I was soul coughing last night after I left the 'Blue Lamp' with ur sister, biatch!

by da-shizzle August 4, 2003

Couching

A new form of dancing, consisting of enough guys sitting on a couch, making them very close to each other, while a girl is taken (or forced) to the couch and laid across the guys. The guys move up and down with the beat of the music in almost a "hump" like action. More than one girl can be couching if desired, or if the couch is large enough.

The ladies at the party loved couching with the guys.

by GTPaqman October 26, 2009

Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.

We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.

by bryan1618 September 23, 2010

Coughing Tramp

An arsehole suffering so much damage from a Meat Mouth it causes heavy bleeding and blistering.

"Gosh, that Meat Mouth I had the other day has turned into a Coughing Tramp now... it really hurts".

by Locus Fender July 19, 2007

i'm coughing

A term that is used for when someone is laughing so hard they begin to cough and sometimes the term can also be used to exaggerate the humor of such a joke / situation.

Jenna: Did you hear what Brad said last night, Jessica?

Jessica: No, what did Brad say?

Jenna: Brad was telling me about the time of when he got robbed by a Girlscout.

Jessica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M COUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Daey August 3, 2016