Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends

Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me

by Unofficial Mayor March 1, 2018

Couchie

A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."

by MindfudgeZombie October 31, 2022

sushi couchie

when a women’s couchie looks like sushi specifically the california roll

man ex got that sushi couchie

by TrickShotDuke May 30, 2024

Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.

I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed

by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

Couchie

A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.

Origin: Baltimore

"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"

"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"

"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"

by dabbboi May 29, 2022

Couchie cotton

A word for tampon created by SSSniperwolf

Hey can I have a couchie cotton please

by anonymous March 7, 2022

couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020