An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
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Get the corn eyed bowl choker mug.My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
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(adj.) applied to Midwesterners, either male or female, that are healthy and strong. Women can take this as either an insult or a compliment, as the term is generally considered to be on equal footing with the adjective 'stout'.
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Get the corn-fed mug.Corncat (n) korn-kat - The higher being of the religious cult formed amongst the internet board Inforoo. It is rare for Corncat to be seen in person, as it is usually busy eating corn and keeping the follower's faith in tact. The Killer Bee Relay Team is one of the few witnesses blessed enough to have footage of the all mighty Corncat.
When in the wild, Corncat is said to make a noise sounding like "NOM NOM Nom nom nom nom." If you hear this noise and do not have corn in your possession, it is advisable that you run as fast as possible away from where you are, because Corncat is near, and he is probably hungry.
When in the wild, Corncat is said to make a noise sounding like "NOM NOM Nom nom nom nom." If you hear this noise and do not have corn in your possession, it is advisable that you run as fast as possible away from where you are, because Corncat is near, and he is probably hungry.
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