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CORNED

WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.
WOW THAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS SO SMART, I CORNED THAT BITCH ON A DAILY BASIS.
by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022
mugGet the CORNEDmug.

corned

getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."
Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."
by cheezdribble December 10, 2008
mugGet the cornedmug.

Corn

Example: “yo I can’t go to that party”

Man you a corn 🌽
by Bbygurl🥰🥰 June 27, 2019
mugGet the Cornmug.

the corn

refering to the filter of a cigarette.
"hey, you done your smoke?"

"nah, i smoke it down to the corn"
by moustachemoustache September 3, 2009
mugGet the the cornmug.

corn

What the corn is up with all this corning summer homework..." "Corn it, dude.
by Exploding Ovens July 17, 2011
mugGet the cornmug.

Corn

A ground grown grain, that is full of starch... NOT a VEGETABLE! And, NOT a starch.

In history corused to be part of a weed called "Teosinte". It was very small, and barely eatable. This was usually grown in cetural america.

This later evolved in the what they called "Maize", what we now call early maize. It would be large enough to eat, and was used in replacement of the vegetable.

Now we know corn as the modern maize. The normal crop rage from 6-12 inches long, and 2-5 inches wide. The corn is on waht we call a cob, and the corn grows around it taking the nutrience from the cob. I has become a normal dish in our would today.
Person 1: What vegetable do you want for dinner?

Person 2: Let us have a grain instead, we can have corn! I need to have some starch anyways.

Person 1: Would you like to eat the corn off of the cob, or cut if off first?

Person 2: All the same to me.
by Bear///Claw September 20, 2009
mugGet the Cornmug.

corn

originated in Jersey.

1. It is equivalent to a sardonic cool.

2. Cool, no one gives a shit.
Damian: Yo, I just scored forty points in a rec game with the nigs. Then had a volleyball game and had forty kills.

Other: Corn

Damian: ...
by MikeK3 August 24, 2010
mugGet the cornmug.

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