Cornell Fiji

In the poker community, to "Cornell Fiji" is to borrow money with no intention of ever paying it back, or to offer to swap online cash for real cash, then renege on your end of the agreement. This is what Cornell Fiji (real name Steven Ware) did to Admo during the World Series of Poker 2008.

"I transferred Steve $30,000 on Full Tilt yesterday. He said he would transfer $30,000 to my bank account but I haven't seen a dime. I think I got Cornell Fiji'd by that douchebag."

by Slim Shylock September 30, 2009

Corvelle

A Chevelle body over a Corvette Chassis.

Chevelle + Corvette = Corvelle

by brucia January 30, 2008

cornell

Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia

Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"

by bobbysss July 31, 2008

Cornell Girl

A girl who attends Cornell and is very smart, cool, pretty, slick, and suddenly after a week becomes blah because she is around boring smart people 24/7.

Sophie: Hey did you talk to Ashley last night?

Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.

Sophie: Oh, boo.

by slycatstix August 26, 2009

cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

cornell withdrawl

The withdrawl the body goes through when without Cornell for over 12 hours....may also be defined as when "Walmart" is in dire need of some lil tetrah. Symptoms may include crankiness, fatigue, muscle spasams, and/or involuntary sobbing.

Susan is having serious cornell withdrawl after only 18 hours of being without him.

by monkeys1017 July 8, 2014

Corneleyon

Corneleyon is A Aggy ,ugly ass MF that loves to be mean to people,he is a verry retarded person!!!!

Corneleyon is so Aggy he always so mean

by Suck my dick 101 April 21, 2020